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thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
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eteo:

oswinandargent:

221bbarricade:

maclonna:

i’m swooning



#maybe 11% are lesbians and you’re gonna die alone buddy 

SHOTS FIRED
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foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
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cyberlocc:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

none of your damn business
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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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heyh8r:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

omg
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fannishbeth:

twinntastic-vegan-princes:

evilfeminist:

Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

That is rape culture

THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY

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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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senseidezzy:

Thinking about your crush like

image

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sherlockholmes:

This is my favourite headline maybe ever
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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff